jumping on the au bandwagon with this royal guard au
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- Dean: I mean yeah Sam...you're pretty tough. But I think I'm the biggest badass here
- Sam: I literally overpowered Lucifer
- Cas: I was God for a while
- Jack: I killed a Prince of Hell from the womb and opened a fissure in reality
- Dean: ...Jack the grown ups are talking
- Jack: This is soo stupid. You're not any more mature than me! I heard you and Cas jumping on the bed last night. Real mature!
- Dean: ...Shit
Space Pets
I wish you could have a pet in ME:A, like pyjaks and hamsters are cute, But I’d love to have a cat. Plus, I think Jaal would imminently fall in love with one.
Jaal: What is this fluffy creature?
Ryder: That’s my son.
Jaal: …what.
Ryder: *laughs* That’s my cat. It’s a pet some humans have.
Jaal: *picks up the cat*
Jaal: What it is doing with its claws?
Ryder: It’s kneading, it means it likes you.
Jaal: *pets the cat* Why does it vibrate?
Ryder: It’s purring, it means he loves you.
Jaal: …
Jaal: Ryder, our son has my eyes.
Far Cry 5 : How the Seeds are in the morning headcanons !
John Seed :
* Probably hits snooze a few times before finally getting up.
* Immediately opens the curtains (because, you know, natural light helps him get ready), waking you up in the process.
* Takes FOREVER in the bathroom.
* Has more beauty products than you.
* Insists on doing a little show presenting you different outfits so you can choose your favorite.
* Definitely pushes you into wearing something that matches his clothing.
* When you decide to put on some makeup, he watches you do it with heart eyes.
* Gets up reaaaally early because, hey, the cult isn’t going to run itself.
* He gets ready really quietly so he won’t wake you up.
* Whispers things like « And I’ll see you later, my beloved » or « Sleep well, my love » into your ear.
* Hums while he’s getting dressed.
* Kisses your forehead before leaving.
* He doesn’t sleep much so he’s up pretty early.
* Sits at his desk and does paperwork while you sleep.
* He likes having you near him while he works, so he knows you’re safe.
* Sometimes he talks to himself, but makes sure it won’t wake you up.
* When he needs a break, he just watches you sleep. It soothes him.
* When you snore, it’s even better because it actually makes him laugh.
* When you finally wake up, he acts like he doesn’t notice until you get up and come kiss his cheek or something.
* He’ll never admit it but he looooves the attention.
* Lets you sit on his lap while he finishes his paperwork.
* Lends you his jacket when it’s chilly outside.
* Doesn’t wake up before noon (or even later).
* Talks in her sleep.
* If you’re still asleep when she gets up, she’ll probably wake you up by jumping on the bed or something like that.
* First things first, BREAKFAST.
* She can’t get ready until she eats something.
* Sings cheerfully while dancing around the room.
* SO ENTHUSIASTIC !!!
* Likes to brush your hair and asks you to brush hers.
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guys ! It’s my first time doing something like this so tell me what you
think…! And, quick note, english isn’t my first language so tell me
if you spot a mistake ! ;)
how do cats even work
Cats:
- A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
- The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”
- The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
- One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
- A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.
- A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.
- If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.
- A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
- Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.
- The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.
- Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
- Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
- A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.
- A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.
- Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.
- A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.
- A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.
- A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.
And that’s how cats work.
I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college
Joseph: *goes into deep detail about his tragic backstory with his wife and kid*
Me, tearing up: Holy shit now I get it I’m so sorry I feel so bad for this dude I just wanna hug him-
Joseph: lmao so then I just fuckin killed me kid ya know all the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh style-
Me:
